Everytime you go, oh oh oh oh oh. ♥

(all in the tune of Ding Dong Merrily on high)

mum:

'ding dong merrily on high-'

me:

'mum its not christmas anymooore'

mum:

'ding dong verily the sky-'

me:

'shut up you dirty-'

mum:

'WHOREEEEEEEE'

Dear mother,

even though you were one of the reasons i was upset this evening. you've got yourself off of the case. thank you for making me smile and laugh tonight, i dont know what id do without you. you absolute lemon

love you foreva ol' ladyyy ♥